BEZOS' BLING: MILLIONS $10 A MINUTE IN CRAZY POSSESSIONS

Jeff Bezos, the planet's richest dude, has a problem. He's drowning in cash, and he doesn't know what to spend. His pockets are deeper than your dreams, and he's dripping with more bling than a disco ball. We're talking yachts that cost a king's ransom, rockets to space (because, why not?), and enough gold to build a throne. Constantly, Bezos is